Monthly Archives: March 2011

Leaving My House

Dear Future Me, I really should have figured out by now that leaving the house is fraught with danger and adventure and sometimes true love and sometimes almost being hit by a car. So let me tell you a little bit … Continue reading

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Courtesy, the Gym, Twitter and a link

Dear Future Me, I want to talk a little about my relationship with the gym and also common courtesy because those are two topics that have come up lately. What I should really be talking about is how the Canadian government fell … Continue reading

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March Break

Dear Future Me, Now that I am no longer an innocent child joyously celebrating March break like some kind of PCP-fueled raccoon, I have to say I kind of hated this week. March break is great for kids and all, … Continue reading

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Spring

Dear Future Leslee: Spring has come to the nation’s capital. Now, some of you might be looking outside and saying, “but Past Leslee, it is not spring” but you would be mistaken. Because it IS spring, and this isn’t just … Continue reading

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Never Trust Cat People

Dear Future Me: No, seriously. Cat people have feeeeeeelllings and we all know how I feel about people who let their weakness glands get the best of them. Sure, I’m kind of a bitch and I spend most of my time yelling … Continue reading

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Quirky As Breast-Milk Ice Cream

Dear Future Leslee: Listen, I know there is probably still some small part of you that is hoping and praying that I don’t intend to write an entire post about breast-milk (or, as I like to call it, people-milk) ice … Continue reading

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Politics

Dear Future Me, They say the man who is ignorant of history is doomed to repeat it, but what about the woman who is ignorant of her present? Truth is, I have only the vaguest clue what is going on … Continue reading

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