Monthly Archives: February 2011

Grateful

Dear Future Leslee; I think everybody needs to write at least one poorly planned drunken post and I am going to write mine now before I am sober enough to regret doing something this legitimately ill-advised. Sure, you might be … Continue reading

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Personal Ads

Dear Future Me (and everybody else who reads this blog): In the spirit of the season (namely gray, cold and depressing) I have written a series of personal ads for you to peruse/endure. I’m tempted to take whichever one you like … Continue reading

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Valentines Day – The V Stands for “Vehemently Indifferent”

Dear Future Me, Happy Valentines Day! All day at work I was wishing those adorable preggers a happy V-day, which is kind of ironic, because I bet sappy and ultimately insincere romantic gestures are what got them into their predicament in the first … Continue reading

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Enough

Dear Future Me, I know I don’t usually write Seriouz Posts, because frankly I am here to make you giggle and cringe and maybe choke on your own spit but I never listed “making you think about the hard stuff” … Continue reading

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Migraines

Dear Future Me, I went to my doctor the other day to change my birth control prescription. It was uneventful, as most trips to the doctor are (what do you expect, some kind of magical quest?) but what was much more … Continue reading

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I love you, now go away

Dear Future Me, I think it is grossly and uncomfortably apparent that I am a social butterfly. I hang out with people on average six nights out of seven, because people are just so nifty. People, frankly, are amazing. People … Continue reading

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