Monthly Archives: January 2011

How Things Have Changed

Dear Future Me, Remember that old saying, “The more things change, the more things stay the same?” Well frankly that is crap. The more things change, the more things fucking change. The more things change, the more you wake up in the … Continue reading

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Optimism

Dear Future Me, I hope you’re still filled with utter glorious optimism about life, although in reality the dark underbelly of this seedy town has probably soured you to the simple pleasures. For shame! Let’s not forget how you once … Continue reading

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Fitting In

Dear Future Me: I didn’t think I was going to write a letter about conformity today, but it is something I’ve been thinking about. Because I used to be kind of a weird, awkward, creepy kid and pre-teen and teen, and … Continue reading

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Being Single

Dear Future Me, Being single is weird. Good weird. Neat weird. But still weird. I’m sure it isn’t weird for everybody, but considering that up till now I’ve been single for a total of ten hours of my adult life, … Continue reading

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At the Bar

Dear Future Leslee, Sometimes I let people invite me to things, and then I go to those things with no idea what it is I’m doing or why. Someone will just string a bunch of words together in the form of … Continue reading

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Stuff

Dear Future Leslee, I hope the allure of the material world has finally faded for you. By the time you read this, you’ll likely have moved beyond the petty realm of shallow physical desires and possibly have achieved Nirvana. I hope you … Continue reading

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The Anti-Hipster

Dear Future Leslee: How are things with you? Still fabulous? Still perky? No? Oh. Well then. Things with me are pretty okay, except that I’ve misplaced my laptop mouse and using the touchpad is turning me into something angry and … Continue reading

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