Monthly Archives: November 2010

Sick

Dear Future Leslee: *Hack hack cough ghhrhhsss ptew ptew giraffe ghhshhrhhrhhnh cough cough hack* So anyway, I’m sick, and while I’m aware that being sick is possibly the least original or interesting thing someone can write about, I am going to write about it anyway. … Continue reading

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Merry F-mas

Dear Future Me, Sorry I haven’t written in a while, I’ve been too busy living the life of a balla’ and making the benjamins, dolla dolla bills yo. Did that make any sense to you? I’m using these catchy phrases and … Continue reading

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Buses

Dear Future Me, For the love of God, tell me that you have gotten a licence by now. I mean, I’m a pretty decent driver right now, but I am also a HUGE WIMP and a chicken and driving kind … Continue reading

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Mornings

Dear Future Me, Eff mornings. For hardcore. Please tell me you’ve escaped that oft-quoted nine-to-five grind and never ever leave bed before nine a.m. for anything, ever. Because that is how life should be lived. Five a.m., even six a.m. … Continue reading

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Taxes

Dear Future Me, I’m sure you pay a lot of taxes, seeing as you are so rich and famous. Did you make your fortune in oil? Maybe nuclear armaments? Baby seals? Well, however you did it, good for you. I’m … Continue reading

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Books

Dear Future Me, I know you are probably too busy fighting zombies or having babies or writing screenplays, but I sincerely hope you haven’t forgotten your zealous devotion to books. Listen, just stop everything right now and go read a … Continue reading

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On How You Look

Dear Future Me, I hope with the passing years that you haven’t gotten even more narcissistic, although I wouldn’t put it past us. We are pretty damn fine. DAMN FINE. That being said, there are a few handy hints and … Continue reading

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